Contents themcrs.uk
Funny Stuff
Skippy (not for the squeamish)
South Africans & Australians in London
And here are the ones sent in on RWC Final day:
The BBC do have a sense of humour after all! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/games/3222670.stm (A 140KB download for this game.)
Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup final?
A. The All Blacks.
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an Australian rugby fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Australian fan - twice.
There's a man sitting in the front row at the Rugby World Cup Finals, but
amazingly, there's an empty seat beside him. Another man
spots it, goes up to him and says: "Do you mind if I sit here?"
"No, not at all," replies the first man. "It's my wife's seat, but she's
just died."
"So why didn't you get one of your family to come?" asks the second man
out of curiosity.
"They're all at the funeral."
An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to
find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very
delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove
half your brain".
"That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared
to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on
the face of the doctor.
"I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out".
The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
Three rugby fans were on their way to a game when one fan noticed a foot
protruding from a clump of bushes on the side of the road.
They all stopped and discovered it was a nude female, dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Springbok fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast. The All-Black fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
Following their lead, the Australian fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection.
First, he lifted up the springbok cap, and wrote down some notes. Next,
he lifted the All-Black cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. The
officer then lifted the Australian cap, replaced it, lifted it replaced
it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.
The Australian fan was getting upset and finally asked," what are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking lifting and looking?"
Well," said the officer," I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
under an Australian hat, I find an @rsehole!"