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A bar in London
A South African, an Aussie and a Londoner were sitting in a pub having a
pint of beer.
The South African grabs his beer, downs it, tosses his glass
into the air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air.He grins to
the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and says, "In Souff Efrika
we haf somany glasses we never drink out of the same glass twice."
The Aussie then downs his beer throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun
off the bar, shoots the glass, put the gun back on the bar and proclaims,
"Ay mate, in Oz we have so much sand which makes the glass really cheap,
so we too never drink out of the same glass twice."
The Londoner looks at the two of them, finishes his beer, puts the glass
down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the Aussie and the South
African and says "In London we have so many South Africans and Australians
that we never have to drink with the same one twice."
(As told by a South African living in London)